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my soul eater's soul

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

usuk4everandever-thefangirl:

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

I love the ‘we found jesus art.’ like ’ Its ok everybody, we found him. he’s fine, everything’s fine. we called god and he’s on his way to pick him up. you can go home now.”

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

8oo:

i get so offended when people dont like my favorite characters

i get even more offended when people think they love them more than me

7 Things We Do NOT Want To See At The 'Hunger Games' Theme Park - MTV ▷

thatjessica:

And only one shall exit the theme park…

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

I have done further research. Habushu, or snake wine, is alcohol that is made by stuffing snakes into it.  The procedure through which they make this snake wine is horrific.  One method made it sound like the snake is put on ice to be put to sleep sort of. Then gutted and sewn back up.  Once it wakes back up it dies pretty quickly while lashing out in defense, before being stuffed into a bottle to be fermented in wine.

Sometimes they are just stuffed into bottles.  They can also hibernate and one lady got bit when she went to refill her wine.  I dislike snakes, but seriously bit the shit of those people if you can.  You go snake.  This is all supposedly medicinal, though I’m lacking any scientific study on it.  

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

good for you! yeah…love the ocean

It’s so super peaceful.  My dad suggested I find a way to give my brain a mini vacation.  So I did.

“Why did I google that?”

- Famous last words